The Torpedo Dispatch - SCG Reclassified as Navigable Waters - Funny AFL T-Shirt
The Torpedo Dispatch - SCG Reclassified as Navigable Waters - Funny AFL T-Shirt
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Sydney kicked so many torpedoes against Brisbane on Friday night that the SCG has since been reclassified as navigable waters. A tribute to the Swans' 53-point qualifying final demolition — and to torpedo puns everywhere.
- Premium 100% combed cotton
- Sizes S through 5XL
- High-quality DTG print that won't crack or fade
- Unisex classic fit
The perfect shirt for AFL fans, Sydney Swans supporters, and anyone who appreciates elite footy satire. Great for match day, the pub, or explaining ballistic punting to confused friends.
This cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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