Red suit. 35 degrees. The man suffers for us. 🎅🔥
Every Australian Christmas, one man puts on a full velvet suit in 35-degree heat and endures it with quiet dignity. This tee is the moment of respect he deserves — Santa sweating through the nice-list scroll fanning session, ice cube on forehead, still delivering.
Original Aussie design • printed on demand • soft, breathable fit. Pairs well with a cold one, a shady deck chair, and sincere gratitude.
This cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (cm) |
71.1 |
73.7 |
76.2 |
78.7 |
81.3 |
83.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) |
45.7 |
50.8 |
55.9 |
61 |
66 |
71.1 |
| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| A) Length (inches) |
28 |
29 |
30 |
31 |
32 |
33 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) |
18 |
20 |
22 |
24 |
26 |
28 |
Care instructions
| Wash |
Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry |
Low |
| Bleach |
Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean |
Do not dry clean |
| Iron |
Do not iron |
Red Suit. 35 Degrees. The Man Suffers For Us.
While the northern hemisphere imagines snow, Australian Santa endures: full velvet suit, blazing sun, ice cube on the forehead, nice-list scroll doubling as a fan. This funny Christmas Santa tee is the moment of respect he's earned — deadpan tribute styling, sweat drops included.
Part of the Punny Prints Christmas drop. Printed on demand in soft combed cotton, shipped Australia-wide.
