Shore Thing, Mate - Aussie Beach Crab Surf T-Shirt

🦀 Fair Dinkum Aussie Beach Vibes, Mate!

Own the shore like a true legend. This cheeky crab design drops you straight onto golden sands with perfect swell rolling in. It's that classic Aussie "shore thing, mate" energy — whether you're chasing waves, kicking back at the local, or just keeping it real.

🎁 The Perfect Gift For:

• Dads who reckon they're surf legends (even if they haven't paddled out since 1999)
• Best mates who need wardrobe upgrades (their "I Heart Sydney" tee has seen better days)
• Girlfriends who call everyone "mate" (you know the type — and you love 'em)
• International friends who want authentic Aussie swag (pack this in their care package)
• Kris Kringle at work — guaranteed laugh, guaranteed win

🌊 Why Aussies Love This Tee:

• Better than a sunburn: Soft 100% cotton that breathes when it's 35°C
• Tourist repellant: Locals will actually talk to you (probably buy you a beer)
• Dad joke approved: The pun is so good, Uncle Dave will steal it
• Gram-worthy: Your Instagram game goes from "nah" to "stoked" instantly
• Pub-tested: Survives chicken parma nights and impromptu backyard cricket

📏 Fit & Fabric:

• True-to-size fit — no guessing games (S-XL are standard, up-size if you like it relaxed)
• 100% premium cotton — midweight 180gsm (not paper-thin, not a doona)
• Pre-shrunk — won't turn into a crop top after one wash
• Double-stitched hems — built tougher than a Bunnings sausage sizzle
• Print quality: High-definition digital print that won't crack or fade

🏖️ Wear It Everywhere:

Beach days, pub runs, music festivals, Sunday sessions, backyard BBQs, camping trips, mate's weddings (if they're chill), gym (if you're brave), work on Fridays (if your boss has a soul)

📸 Show Us Your Style!

Tag us @punnyprints on Instagram or TikTok with #ShoreThingMate and we'll feature the most Aussie photo on our page. Winner gets store credit and eternal bragging rights.

🇦🇺 100% Aussie Owned & Operated

Designed with love (and way too many puns) right here in Australia. We ship express to all states — typically 2-5 business days. Perth mates might wait an extra day, but beauty takes time.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Cold wash inside out (save the crab's tan)
• Line dry or tumble low (no need to shrink your legend status)
• Do not iron over print (the crab gets cranky)

⚡ Limited Time:

Free shipping on orders over $50 (pair it with our other pun tees and save!). 30-day money-back guarantee — if you don't love it, we'll refund you. No dramas, no hard feelings, just fair dinkum service.

P.S. — If this tee doesn't get at least three "Where'd you get that, mate?" comments in the first week, we'll personally call you and apologize. True story.