The only honest New Year's resolution shirt. For everyone who plans to become a whole new person on January 1st — from the exact same spot on the lounge where they watched the fireworks.
Original Aussie design • printed on demand • soft, breathable fit. Pairs well with leftover pavlova and unfulfilled gym memberships.
This cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (cm)
71.1
73.7
76.2
78.7
81.3
83.8
B) Half Chest (cm)
45.7
50.8
55.9
61
66
71.1
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
A) Length (inches)
28
29
30
31
32
33
B) Half Chest (inches)
18
20
22
24
26
28
Care instructions
Wash
Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
Tumble Dry
Low
Bleach
Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean
Do not dry clean
Iron
Do not iron
New Year, New Me. Same Couch.
The only New Year's resolution shirt that tells the truth. While everyone else posts gym selfies on January 1st, this Same Couch tee celebrates the real national tradition: planning a whole new personality without leaving the lounge. Deadpan statement typography, zero clip-art fireworks.
Part of the Punny Prints holiday drop — pairs with the Christmas collection for the full silly-season rotation. Printed on demand in soft combed cotton, shipped Australia-wide.
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