It's Not a Competition I'm Winning It - Funny Christmas Lights T-Shirt
It's Not a Competition I'm Winning It - Funny Christmas Lights T-Shirt
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Every street has that one house. This tee is for the person who IS that house. 🎄💡
You didn't decorate for Christmas — you declared war on the darkness, the power grid and the property values of everyone around you. The neighbours put up one sad string of lights. You put up an airport. It's not a competition. You're winning it.
Original Aussie design • printed on demand • soft, breathable fit. Pairs well with a ladder, an extension lead, and zero self-awareness.
This cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 |
| Â | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
It's Not a Competition. I'm Winning It.
The annual street lights crawl has one undisputed champion, and this Christmas lights tee is their uniform. A humble house erupting in a full starburst of bulb strands, two unbothered reindeer on the lawn, and one defeated neighbour's place glowing with a single sad string — the complete saga of Australian December, told in one design.
Part of the Punny Prints Christmas drop. Printed on demand in soft combed cotton, shipped Australia-wide. Extension leads sold separately.
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