The legendary software engineer rate card. The more you vibe code, the more it costs - because watching your AI-generated spaghetti is premium suffering.
I CODE MANUALLY $500 - YOU VIBE CODE, I REVIEW $8,000. SUFFERING IS PREMIUM.
Perfect for developers, tech leads, and anyone who has watched a colleague paste AI output straight into production.
- 100% cotton
- Available in sizes S to 5XL
- Vibrant, long-lasting print
- Perfect gift for the developer in your life
