Coffee in Sydney has hit $6.50 a cup, so when the barista spells your name wrong now, it's not a mistake — it's you signing for a mortgage
Coffee in Sydney has hit $6.50 a cup, so when the barista spells your name wrong now, it's not a mistake — it's you signing for a mortgage
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Sydney coffee prices have officially left the atmosphere. This tee captures the moment your flat white became a financial commitment — when the barista misspells your name, that's not a mistake, that's a mortgage signature.
- Premium 100% combed cotton
- Sizes S through 5XL
- High-quality DTG print that won't crack or fade
- Unisex classic fit
The perfect shirt for anyone who's ever looked at their coffee order total and questioned every life choice that led to it. Great gift for coffee addicts, renters, mortgage holders, and anyone surviving the cost-of-living crisis one flat white at a time.
This cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for everyday and casual wear
- Seamless double-needle collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Taped neck and shoulders for durability
This product is made on demand. No minimums.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
Care instructions
| Wash | Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors |
| Tumble Dry | Low |
| Bleach | Only non-chlorine |
| Dry Clean | Do not dry clean |
| Iron | Do not iron |
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