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Coffee in Sydney has hit $6.50 a cup, so when the barista spells your name wrong now, it's not a mistake — it's you signing for a mortgage

Coffee in Sydney has hit $6.50 a cup, so when the barista spells your name wrong now, it's not a mistake — it's you signing for a mortgage

Regular price $21.03 AUD
Regular price Sale price $21.03 AUD
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Sydney coffee prices have officially left the atmosphere. This tee captures the moment your flat white became a financial commitment — when the barista misspells your name, that's not a mistake, that's a mortgage signature.

  • Premium 100% combed cotton
  • Sizes S through 5XL
  • High-quality DTG print that won't crack or fade
  • Unisex classic fit

The perfect shirt for anyone who's ever looked at their coffee order total and questioned every life choice that led to it. Great gift for coffee addicts, renters, mortgage holders, and anyone surviving the cost-of-living crisis one flat white at a time.

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